ok. on iSurfTV we create funny skits, episodes, and stories. our main writer code name 0132grandma has asked me to not state her real name. but she never said not to write her name backwards. so her it is: haracS. figure the rest out by yourself. so here is her 1st story, from the seris about the seris, Twilight (we do not own, or write the Twilight seris btw).
The Trouble With Emmett
"Yoyo diggy dog!"
"Emmett shut up! Everyone knows white guys can't rap!" It was a normal day in the small town of Forks. The Cullens stood around their house; Alice decorating things; Rosalie being overly attractive, just begging to be raped; Esme being all maternal and what not. Carlisle was at work cutting people open. Edward was sitting on the couch, and Bella was sitting on Edward; they were making out. The only thing that wasn't normal was Emmett. Something just wasn't right.
"Forget ya'll! Now I'm walking down the hall," Emmett tried, "Rose that dress is slutty but I-I really like it!" He picked Rosalie up in his arms and took her into the living room. They stole the couch from Bella and Edward, who they told to get a room. "Look Emmett," Rosalie began, "not that i don't want you, but you have some problems."
Emmett was flabbergasted. The words sunk into his head and dried like concrete. WHITE. GUYS. CAN'T. RAP.
ok. that was haracs story. so anyway i like the ending the best. its pretty darn good.
till next time,
-fnick's 'lil sis
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