The Aftermath of it all..... too much food.

so of course i stuffed my face. now im home playing video games with my bro mike. we just go Fall Out 3 and it iz AWESOME!! im sooo stuffed i cant breathe or eat any more. *eats yummy homemade cookie* i really cant eat another thing *eats another cookie*. well, that just goes to show ya that im a bottomless pit. my brother says hello. well im gonna go eat my cookies and play more video games.

Happy Thanksgiving.

byezzz,

JillZ

TURKEY!!!!!

you kno wat time of year it iz!! THANKSGIVING!!!!! which in my case means go eat a 25 pound turkey with lots of mashed potatoes and corn. YUMMY!! so, now that thats taken care of, heres a list of things and ppl im thankful for:

1 me
2 my dog
3 my imagination
4 my bff
5 my ex who iz stil awesome
6 my family (especilly my bro)
7 my other friends
8 food
9 iSurfTV
10 Twilight
11 Maximum Ride
12 cookies
13 God
14 my laptop
15 The rest of the stuff i dont feel like listing.

okay im done. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!

pic of my life.

It says, "If everyone had happy endings, we'd all b undergrave stones by now."

Story of my life.

muhahahaha!!!

im evil and president of the bacon fan club.

Why Boys Have Hair

Why Boys Have Hair

1) Cause they feel like it.

2) Because everyone knows that the spanyards lost a bet with Martha Stewart, so no one iz allowed to shave their heads.

3) Hair iz for growingon your head.

I found this awesome pic on google. its awesomely funny!

When life gives you lemons.... throw them back and say "I DONT WANT UR STINKING LEMONS!!!!!"

Vampire girl.

But enough bout me. plz tell ur friends about our site. tell ur friends to tell their friends and their friend's friends. BTW we have now 4 vidz of randomness which i will soon upload. adios.

byezzzz,

JillZ

My Jeans (a pointless story)

my jeans are black. proof:

SEE? I ROCK BLACK JEANS!

over and out,

JillZ

New CD

Barnyard Rodeo SoundTrack

Disc 1

1. 1. Miley Cyrus- Yay! I'm Dead!

2. ACDC- Mary Had a Little Lamb

3. The Cast of Camp Rock- We Suck Grass

4. Fall Out Boy- (featuring the jonas brothers) Harry Potter

5. Metallica- Spider Pig

6. Sean Kingston- Milkshake

7. Back Street Boys- I'm a Little TeaPot

8. Shirley Temple- Riden Dirty

9. Amelia Charubini- I Want My Cheese

10. Demi Lovato- Oh Step On My Cat

11. Selena Gomez- Pie Village

12. *NSYNC- We Are Family

13. Second Hand Serande- Fall On You

ok. thats it. get it now in your local music store. Disc 2, coming soon. now i don't kno wat to wright, so plz enjoy this picture of Chunk Norris, i mean Chuck Norris.

over and out,

Jillz

Calling All People With Bad Hair!!!

ok, for all you ppl that want a better hair style, ive got a great suggestion. my sis is a great hair dresser, that needs a job. she does hair extentions, hair cuts, highlights, lowlights, anything. and shes REALLY good. so if your in Delanco, Delran, Beverly, or Riverside, shes a good move. heres her #:

856-304-0179

ask for Jenna.

over and out,

Jillz

Rogue

ok. last night me and my bro, Mike, watched this movie called Rogue. now, ive never written a movie reveiw, but that was a freaken geat movie. there wasnt as much blood and guts as i had hoped for, but over all it was a desent horror movie, if u lyk seeing ppl getting eaten by a 35 foot crocodile. as u can see from the pic, it was a little gory, but plz dont let a 7 year old see it, cuz if u want them to start cursing, its not the best idea. so its about these tourists on a boat ride go into territory they arent supposed to be in cuz they see a distress flare. then a huge crocodile comes out of nowhere, bumps the boat, and makes it spring a leak. they make it to an island not even as big as my bedroom. when the tide starts to go in, the ppl start to freak out, cuz once the tide comes in, the island will only be the size of an average dining room table. and then the croc will pick them off, one by one. good movie. but its no Lake Placid. THAT was the best crock movie ever. this one is second best. i recomend it to ppl with strong stomachs.

over and out,

Jillz

Jill is forgetful

hello every one im scarah and i just want to tell u that jill for got to put the link for our sites and what not on here. our youtube is http://www.youtube.com/user/iSurfTV and pretty soon (i mean as soon as i finish writing this) im going to make a webjam. if u dont know what webjam is you HAVE to check it out. it rules. anyhoo, the url for that will be http://www.webjam.com/iSurfTV well, thats all and if u hate the way this blog looks then good cuz im gonna change it.

-Scarah

p.s.- go to http://www.webjam.com/keeplaughingblog to read things that me and bobby and i think jil posted.

wat my school is lyk

ya kno wat sucks?? the 1 day something exciting happens in my school, i have a stomach virus and can't go. cuz the kid Dylan broke his hand by flipping a table over in art. and i missed that!! thats just my bad luck kickin' in there. last year he broke his hand too, cuz he punched a table. then he punched our computer teacher. the principal asked "Why did you do that?" and he said he called a girl Kirsten fat and she punched him in the stomach. i think they were going out then. u can really feel the love in that relationship. see the pic?? thats how i define Dylan.

over and out,

Jillz

All 'bout iSurfTV stories

ok. on iSurfTV we create funny skits, episodes, and stories. our main writer code name 0132grandma has asked me to not state her real name. but she never said not to write her name backwards. so her it is: haracS. figure the rest out by yourself. so here is her 1st story, from the seris about the seris, Twilight (we do not own, or write the Twilight seris btw).

The Trouble With Emmett

"Yoyo diggy dog!"

"Emmett shut up! Everyone knows white guys can't rap!" It was a normal day in the small town of Forks. The Cullens stood around their house; Alice decorating things; Rosalie being overly attractive, just begging to be raped; Esme being all maternal and what not. Carlisle was at work cutting people open. Edward was sitting on the couch, and Bella was sitting on Edward; they were making out. The only thing that wasn't normal was Emmett. Something just wasn't right.

"Forget ya'll! Now I'm walking down the hall," Emmett tried, "Rose that dress is slutty but I-I really like it!" He picked Rosalie up in his arms and took her into the living room. They stole the couch from Bella and Edward, who they told to get a room. "Look Emmett," Rosalie began, "not that i don't want you, but you have some problems."

Emmett was flabbergasted. The words sunk into his head and dried like concrete. WHITE. GUYS. CAN'T. RAP.

ok. that was haracs story. so anyway i like the ending the best. its pretty darn good.

till next time,

-fnick's 'lil sis